How to Throw a Perfect Tailgater
David Dadekian, GoLocalProv Editor
How to Throw a Perfect Tailgater

Let’s start with that beer. You’re saying, wasn’t he just going on about cooking? Yes, but anyone who’s ever tailgated knows that you can’t start cooking, you can’t even start setting up the grill, until you have a drink in your hand. I visited The Savory Grape in East Greenwich where they suggested three different brews.
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Next up, meat. Yes, yes, I’ll throw in some vegetables here, but really this outdoor party is about serving large portions of meat to your friends and family. Let’s start with the grill and a favorite of my family, kebabs. Why kebabs? Because, first of all it fulfills the all-important meat-on-a-stick need (no utensils necessary to eat!) and secondly, you can get those vegetables in. Buy a beef round roast or boneless leg of lamb for this, cube it up, cutting away most of the fat and then marinate the meat overnight in a bowl with quartered onions, salt, pepper and ground cumin (to taste) and either orange juice or, for a different flavor that’s not as acidic, pomegranate juice. The next morning put the meat on skewers, spearing those onion quarters along with chunks of pepper and mushrooms in between each piece of meat. You can even make a few vegetable-only kebabs if you like. Take these to your tailgate and grill away.

Lastly, two brilliant suggestions from Chef Joe Hafner. The first is a brisket recipe that got me excited as soon as he described it. Hafner starts with bacon and just builds great flavors onto an inexpensive and delicious cut of beef. The second suggestion was how to reheat the brisket. In the recipe below, Hafner recommends placing the finished brisket in a disposable aluminum pan which can then be placed on the grill to reheat. But then Chef had an electronics epiphany—for around $20.00-$30.00 you can buy a power inverter for your car, basically a box that converts from a car’s round DC power sockets to a standard household three-prong AC socket. With this in your car you can plug in a crock pot and keep the brisket safe and warm in there. Hafner didn’t stop there with his suggestion. He started offering other small appliances you could tailgate with: deep fryers (make Buffalo wings on location!), blenders (soups!), coffee makers (coffee!). The sky’s the limit.
And isn’t that really what tailgating is all about? Making the most elaborate and delicious dish you can, while also showing up the cars on either side of you? Now get out there and show them how it’s done!
Tailgating Brisket
Ingredients:
4 slices bacon, chopped
3 - 4 lbs. beef brisket
Kosher salt and freshly ground black pepper
3 medium onions, sliced thin
4 (12 oz. each) bottles lager (that Berkshire Brewing Co. Oktoberfest could work here)
6 Yukon Gold Potatoes
1 large parsnip, peeled and cut into 1 inch pieces
6 carrots, peeled and cut crosswise into 1 inch pieces
10 whole cloves of garlic, peeled
1 sprig fresh thyme
1 bay leaf
2 Tbs butter, at room temperature
2 Tbs all-purpose flour
1/2 cup minced fresh parsley
Preparation:
Preheat oven to 350 degrees F.
Cook bacon in an oven-proof Dutch oven or roasting pan over medium heat. Drain crispy bacon. Remove all but 2 tablespoons of the bacon grease from the pan.
Pat brisket dry. Season generously with salt and pepper on both sides. Heat Dutch over medium-high heat and sear brisket on both sides, turning only once. Remove brisket.
Add onions to the pot. Saute, stirring often, until golden. Add one bottle of the beer to the onions. Bring to a boil, scraping up any browned bits from the bottom of the pan.
Return brisket to the pot. Add bacon and remaining beer. Bring to a boil, cover, and place in the preheated oven. Braise for 2 hours.
Remove Dutch oven from the oven. Stir in potatoes, parsnips, carrots, garlic, thyme and bay leaf. Cover and braise an additional 45 minutes, until vegetables and brisket are tender.
Remove brisket and vegetables to a platter with a slotted spoon.
Combine butter and flour until smooth. Bring the pan juices to a boil on the stove-top. Whisk in the butter and flour mixture, stir until thickened. Taste and re-season if needed.
Slice brisket across the grain and place in portable foil pan. Drizzle with the pan sauce and surround with the vegetables. Sprinkle with chopped parsley and serve family-style.
Reheat brisket or keep warm, serve with lager, horseradish, and potato rolls!
