Newport Manners & Etiquette: Weddings, Funerals, Gossiping +More
Wednesday, March 29, 2017
NewportManners this last week of March madness.
Q. Our daughter's school in Providence is a forty minute commute each way. When it is my husband or my turn to carpool with two other fourteen-year-olds we learn about our daughter's social life through the chatter. Generally she never talks much to us, but she joins in the banter with the two other carpoolers, a boy and a girl. We're not thrilled hearing about the promiscuity and the smoking of e-cigarettes and marijuana. Mainly the gossip is about who does what, where, when and with or to whom. They've gotten so that they forget that a parent is behind the wheel. They assume we're listening to music on our EarPods while they tell tales of their exploits and their classmates mischievous - and often illegal - adventures.
Since our daughter won't discuss these activities we're loathe to question her when alone with her. Not that her parents weren't known to have experimented up until we got married, we don't want to lose her trust. The parents association at her school is quite prideful about how presumably straight the children are, but we're worried about what we're hearing inadvertently. Our first thought is to talk to the principal. However, if we do that we would be implicating not only the other two students in the carpool, but our daughter as well. How do we parents go about helping the school help the students? Name Withheld
A. There are so many issues here. For instance, if these stories you're hearing are happening on the school campus, it is school business. If these are after-school activities, the school may very well tell you that it is not in their purview to monitor what students do off campus. The exception is most likely when either overdosing, suicide or bullying are factors, because death or/and mental health effects all of the students and the entire community.
Make an anonymous phone call to the school on a blocked number to communicate your concerns anonymously. Otherwise you will have to write an anonymous letter to the principal documenting your concerns with a couple of anecdotes. Unless you're worried about a student committing suicide or in naming a bully, you may be able to get away with not ratting out your daughter and her friends. Alternatively, make an appointment to talk with anonymity to the school psychologist off campus.
As you probably know, talking this out with your daughter could either bring you closer or lock an already closed door. If you feel she is too immature to see the larger picture - the consequences of what's going on - she may shut you out for awhile. When you learn from eavesdropping during your carpool rides that your teenager is personally making very good decisions herself, you can bring up your concerns over time.
Q. Two years into our marriage and my husband has suddenly become allergic to everything. We've given away our beloved cat. Had the carpeting and upholstery cleaned, but his nose still drips constantly despite an over-the-counter pharmaceutical to prevent the dripping. Not only that, but it gets worse. He has gotten into the gross habit of catching the drip with the flick of his index finger and then wiping that finger by sticking it briefly in his mouth. When I mention that I think it is a disgusting habit, he doesn't get it. He complains that I don't say nice things to him. That I criticize him. In what way is this not a legitimate complaint? What is a newly wed to do? EP, Wilmington
A. Your husband needs to make an appointment with an allergist. The doctor will test him for allergens to which he has become overly sensitive. His reward for dealing face on with his problem is that you buy him a dozen handsome handkerchiefs -- ones that do not need to be ironed. Suggest that he store them alongside his socks so that he'll remember to shove a fresh hanky a day into his pocket while getting dressed in the morning.
Q. My niece is getting married this fall in a church wedding with a dinner dance immediately following at a private country club. Her dress is a Carolina Herrera and the bridesmaids dresses are from Vera Wang. The groom and his men will be wearing tuxedos and the dress code is Best Business Suits. As you can see it is an over-the-top kind of wedding which includes a heftily priced wedding registry. We're happy to be included, but we're struggling with the paperless-ness. The Save-the-Date came as an email instructing us to click on to their wedding website for information about the wedding festivities. Their website warned us that the wedding invitation would be in the form of an email and guests will be requested to RSVP through the website. The bridal registry is also online. I'm assuming the thank-you notes for wedding presents will be in the form of an email.
The bride's grandmother, great aunt and uncle, and other older family friends don't use computers much so I've become somewhat of the social secretary relaying the plans and wishes of the bride and groom. Let's hope I keep everything straight! What do you suggest? CH, Boston
A. Host a tea for the wedding couple, as soon as possible, inviting guests you're concerned about who are being invited to the wedding to come and meet, or meet again, your niece and her groom.
At that time you can give a very short toast asking the bride or groom to explain the acceptance process and to give them a few details of where to stay, what to wear, and what they should expect during their participation in the wedding. Guests could also sign up on a list designating which festivitive events they plan to attend: the welcoming party, the ceremony, the reception+dinner, the post wedding brunch, etc? Also, during your tea the bride can let guests off the hook about sending a gift from the wedding registry. Instead they can call the store directly and charge a gift card with their credit card information over the phone. That way the bride and groom will be able to put the gift card toward buying an item from the wedding registry without much fuss on the guest's part.
Q. A longtime acquaintance passed away recently and truth to tell I really didn't like her. She was mean spirited and could be extremely cruel. She was such a terrible gossip that people were scared of getting on the wrong side of her. She often spread untruths, which her friends, in turn, would exaggerate upon. Her beloved husband, who predeceased her, was admired by all and so people put up with his wife.
Who did attend and who did not attend the funeral will be recorded in her funeral guest book that will be hard to miss signing at the entrance of the church. It is a small town and people will pay their respects, but quite frankly it would be hugely hypocritical of me to attend the funeral of someone I didn't like, but whom I had known for most of my life. Do I have to attend the funeral, but I'm not going to the reception? Name Withheld
A. There are those who look forward to attending funerals and the reception afterward, and there are those who chose to go AWOL. There are also those who attend funerals for all the wrong social climbing reasons. Your reasoning for not attending is authentic. You genuinely don't want to attend her funeral, so don't go. After the fact, If someone says, "I didn't see you at Edna's funeral," simply say that you had a prior commitment that you couldn't get out of. That commitment of course was to yourself.
Didi Lorillard researches manners and etiquette at NewportManners
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One of the best parts of Spring and Summer is the return of Waterfire.
Providence WaterFire has grown to be an iconic Rhode Island event. Starting out in 1994 to celebrate it has grown to run continuously, once a month, from May-November and boasts over 80 blazing fires in the middle of the Providence River.
Boston Calling, the first New England music festival of the season kicks off in downtown Boston on the weekend of May 25 to the 27.
The festival features performances from Eminem, The Killers, Jack White and more.
Playing Golf at Harbor Lights
Tee it up at Harbor Lights Country Club and dive right into golf season.
The Spring is a great time to get warmed up and get some swings in before the heart of the season hits in the summer.
Enjoy being back out on the course. Save the super serious golf for the summer.
Hiking at Purgatory Chasm in Massachusetts
The chasm is ¼ mile long and runs between giant granite rock, sometimes standing at 70 feet high! You do have to pay to park ($5 MA residents, $10 for you out-of-staters), but exploring the reservation is completely free.
Going For Walks/Runs Outside Without Shivering on East Bay Bike Path
You can go outside and go for a walk or a run without shivering the entire time.
Spring is a great time to exercise and the East Bay Bike Path is a great place to do it.
The 122nd running of the Boston Marathon takes place on Patriots' Day. Catch the annual Red Sox early Patriots Day game, then head down to Boylston St to cheer on the runners.
It's a Boston and New England tradition.
The 2018 marathon will take place on April 16.
Bicycling on the Central Mass Rail Trail
Once the streets are clear of ice and snow and the temperatures rise, one of the most fun things to do in New England is to jump on a bike and go for a nice long ride.
There are plenty of bike paths to explore at your leisure, and many cities like Providence, Boston, and Worcester are beginning to make city streets much more bike friendly.
The Volvo Ocean Race is a 45,000 nautical mile sailing race that takes its teams around the world, across four oceans, touching six continents and 12 Host Cities.
The Volvo Ocean Race Newport Stopover will be a chance for visitors to view the world’s top sailors and race boats during the 12-day event in Newport.
The Newport Stopover will take place from May 8 to the 20.
Walking the Newport Cliff Walk
The Cliff Walk is one of Newport’s most famous attractions is its gilded age mansions lining the coast. Entry to the mansions will cost a fee, but with the Cliff Walk, you can enjoy views of the mansions with amazing views of the water all for free.
The 3.5 mile long path runs behind the mansions on the eastern shore of Newport. It is a National Recreation Trail – the first in New England! The majority of the walk is easy, but be sure to wear good shoes; the sand can make the path slippery.
Outdoor Dining at Boat House Restaurant in Newport
Newport Restaurant Group made this a must-visit spot several years ago and now the expected accolades have followed.
The views of Mount Hope Bay are unparalleled.
Enjoy a nice glass of wine with some lobster fritters that had sweet corn and a chipotle mayo and followed that with pan-roasted George’s Bank scallops with a delightful spring pea risotto, pea greens from Allen Farm and a citrus emulsion.
Spring Vacation on Block Island
Get away from the hustle and bustle of the world and take a spring vacation to Block Island and enjoy all they have to offer.
Maybe a spa? a swim? Some shopping? there are plenty of options.
If Block Island doesn't do it for you, Newport is also a great place to take a break.
Or maybe do both.
Visiting Arcadia National Park in Maine
People have been drawn to the rugged coast of Maine throughout history. Awed by its beauty and diversity, early 20th-century visionaries donated the land that became Acadia National Park.
The park is home to many plants and animals, and the tallest mountain on the U.S. Atlantic coast.
Visit Acadia and hike granite peaks, bike historic carriage roads, or relax and enjoy the scenery.
The 7th annual Newport Craft Beer Festival is set for Friday, April 27 and Saturday, April 28 at Newport Storm Brewery.
The event will bring in brewers from as far away as California and as close as Newport.
It is a 21+ celebration.
Get your rods and reels ready because with the approach of warmer weather comes the return of fishing seasons. While some New England states allow for fishing year-round, many New England states have opening days for trout fishing that begin in early April.
Although there is still a plentiful amount of snow on the ground, fishing season is right around the corner.
photo credit: Grand River Conservation Authority/Flickr
Sailing at Charles River Yacht Club in Boston
One ritual of the spring that many New Englanders are looking forward to is getting the boat back in the water and the Charles River Yacht Club is a place to do it.
After the brutal winter, we've had, boaters are chomping at the bit to get back on the water and enjoy our awesome waterfronts and bays.
Time to break those rackets out and hit outdoor courts because Tennis season is here.
No need to go hard right away, ease into the season.
Have a great Tennis season.
No More Winter Coats
It is time to shed those big bulky winter coats.
Instead, grab a vest or a sweater and put those coats deep in a closet.
Summer is Next
A reason to look forward to Spring?
Because summer is next and soon we will all be sitting by the pool with a summer cocktail.
April Fools Day
Time to start planning out what pranks and tricks you are going to pull off on April 1.
April Fools Day is always an exciting day because you never know what is going to happen.
While you are planning your pranks, beware of any that may be played on you.
Get the gardening tools ready because gardening season is just about here.
Head to your local garden shop, find the best flowers you can and plant away.
Lower Heating Bills
As winter will come to a close New Englanders could look forward to spending less money on heating bills.
Although the bitter cold is hitting New England hard, and also therefore hitting their wallets hard, this brutal cold streak will soon come to an end and we'll be able to turn down our thermostats save some cash.
photo credit: Images Money/Flickr
Sun dresses. Sun Dresses. Sun Dresses. With the approach of spring, it means that sundresses are almost back! Sundresses are a fun way to show off how hard you've been working to keep the weight off all winter long.
photo credit: jessejamesjake vintage
Easter Egg Hunts
Easter is a great holiday. It is always great to spend time with friends and family and of course for those with kids, it's a great day for Easter egg hunts in the backyard or around the neighborhood.
PHOTO: Ross Mayfield/flickr
While this winter was not all that bad as far as snow is concerned, it will be nice to know it is gone for awhile and there is no need to worry about it.
Well... we can only hope.
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